Comments on: World’s oldest thingie

By: jemale

jemale — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:55:36 +0000

No, no, I still think your original post works–after all, even though it was a crustacean they were excited about the penis ’cause it symbolizes “man.”

I swear, us people and our anthropomorphic tendencies…

Though your suggested name for a female equivalent sounds strikingly like a title of a Monty Python sketch.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 17:41:48 +0000

Oh wait, doh! The fossil is not a person. I didn’t link through to the article before writing it. Makes much more sense now and I make much less sense now. This is not unusual.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 17:20:23 +0000

i hope they name her (the next woman found) “Vapclothius Huginicus Enormteaticus” which is greek meaning “twittery seamstress with big vagina and large boobs.” I’d go to the museum to see that.

JOKE. joke.

But yeah, that is pretty funny, the name they came up with. What do you think the “swimmer” things about? Did he have broad shoulders? Gills? Either way, I hope I get that on my tombstone.

Christopher Baldwin
1973 – 20??
Astounding swimmer
with a large penis

By: jemale

jemale — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 17:18:42 +0000

Heavens help me, I can see it too…

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 11:41:47 +0000

Funny, when i’d heard that somebody has unearthed a rotting colossal dick, i immediately thought that they’d exhumed Strom Thurmond’s fucking *corpse*.

Anyway, you’ve inspired me to try and become the world’s first icthygynocologist, though. I can see myself now, on PBS, with a GIANT illustrated map of the Blue Whale’s 20-meter-long Mons Venus, explaining to the press how having sex with the now-fossilized whale must’ve been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway for our primtive ancestors…