So Kip and I were getting ready for work, giddy from lack of sleep when we had the following exchange:

Jenn: It’s really weird, my belly button hurts this morning… oh right, we have childbirth class tonight, don’t we?

Kip: Yup, from 7 to 9.

Jenn: Two hours? Why so long? Do we really need to do this? I mean it’s gonna happen anyway– and there’ll be doctors and stuff.

Kip: This way we’ll know everything that will happen…

Jenn: Well, maybe I don’t wanna know before hand!

Kip: NO SPOILERZ!!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the many reasons I’m carrying this man’s child.