I hope people have been noticing…

Patrick Farley continues to rage against the (war) machine—five entries beyond the first one.

Unusual ouput for Mr. Farley, to be sure. Guess you just need the right inspiration and sense of urgency.

Halley Barry doesn’t live here anymore

Nor is she, or has been, naked. Same goes for Erika, Kip, Lori, Jenn, Lori, Jenny and Hilary. And none of them are female body builders having sex.

In fact, nobody’s having sex. Well, not on this site, anyway. And there are no free sex comics—not in French, German, Norwegian, Japanese or any other language. Same goes for comics on food, architects, housecleaning or strippers. No, not even all four combined.

And no one’s spanking the little mermaid (now there’s an euphemism
for ya) or anyone else for that matter. And I have no advice on avoiding excessive
masturbation, nor for your teenager or toddler. No pictures or comics either.
And I have nothing to give you to masturbate with. (try Toys
in Babeland)

And nothing here is “aw shucks cute”.

And what about that “jenn to chris translator”? Chris
and I seem to communicate just fine.

No idea about the societal effects of comics, though it’s a worthy question.
And I’m ever so pleased I could direct people to various restaurants in
Portland (from this
entry, I’m sure) as well as to the nifty aerial photographs of Portland.
Also glad I could give information about Shary Flenniken, Emma Goldman, Eric
Drooker and various other note-worthies.

Do I realize that this entry will only bring in more of these searches? Of course! But maybe they’ll land in this entry and so can better decide whether they want to move along or not.

Hello Dad…I’m in Jail

Dirk Deppey has all the gruesome details over at ÁJournalista!

(Hey, Aaron, you handle this kind of thing?)