The Name Game

Recently Jake Squid
made a delightfully frivolous post that
was solely a list of potential band names
. (I think my favorite is “Winking
Cheese”, though “Always a Brideshead” is also very good) This
is a game that Kip loves to play, sometimes interrupting a conversation with
a sudden inspiration. He will also rate band names, and I guess I would too,
mostly on the disparaging side, pointing out names that proved that people were
running out of ideas.

Many people play this game or variants—for example Johnzo
and Victoria develop car names. Then there is, of course, the internet, the
challenge to come up with the domain name that means something that no one else
has snagged. But even more, I think blog names are the new band names, what
with names like “Skippy
the Bush Kangaroo”
, “Hot
Buttered Death”
, and “Two
Tears in a Bucket”
.

Typically, I have a very boring blog name, or, really no blog name; my journal is rolled either as “Jenn Manley Lee” or “Jennworks,” either of which works fine for me. Not that I’m not constantly amused by what people come up with. In fact, I am very fond of the idea Amy has for a name for her as yet non-existent blog. I don’t feel free to reveal it, but maybe she’ll share it, either in the comments section or, finally, her own blog.

Comments
  • Amy S. says:

    Amp and I were going to start The Limp-Wristed Whelks, but he spends all his time blogging and won’t take any voice lessons, the cad.

  • --k. says:

    Jiggalumpf.
    The Rodney Clock.
    Snarky Kite.
    Working Class Faggot.

    Maybe I need more caffeine, but that’s all I can remember of my band names at the moment. (The point of the game is never to write them down; the ones that survive the Darwinian battle of memes in your long-term memory are obviously the stickiest and therefore the best.)

    But maybe I need to get back to work.

  • Kevin Moore says:

    Fudgey the Whalepacker.

    (Just to keep with the homoerotic trend of names here.)

  • charles says:

    K,

    I’m shocked that Kittenhead has dropped off the list…

    Or is that a different list?

  • skippy says:

    jenn,

    so funny you should blog about band names v. blog names this week, as i sent a letter to eric alterman (scroll down to band naming contest continued) talking about the same sort of thing, and he published it earlier this week.

    basically i said that a good rock band name and a good blog name are interchangable, ie, you could name your blog blink 182 or your band blue streak.

    ps nice blog.

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