Hoops and shadows
The weekend began nicely enough on Friday night with food, drink, and conversation with Christopher (and random run-ins with war protests, Critical Mass and a roving group of my co-workers)
Saturday was yardwork, some art, some writing and then off to Obi to meet Steve and Sara. After good sushi and bad jokes, we strolled to see the history of the Portland Seamen’s Bethel Building played out in twelve minutes in lights and shadows. Then off to Dante’s where, on the way, we were confronted with a walk signal that gave you a 20 second count down when the flashing red hand. Helpful and ominous, all at the same time.
The warm up act was Rubber Chicken Lollipop, an eclectic grouping of musicians and instruments—including a hybrid of a violin and a trumpet that sounded like a rich harmonica. They did a wonderfully sinister rendition of “Teddy Bear Picnic”.
Then came the sleazy carnival cabaret of Circus Contraption. I was surprised by how acrobatics usually performed many feet up come across as even more impressive done with a hoop or rope only six feet off the ground—and ten feet away from your table.
I was also impressed how they all could perform, juggle and sing in the smoky den that is Dante’s. Many good shows come to Dante’s, but sometimes I don’t have the energy or power to brave the smoke. I was struggling with it that night and had just blown my nose in a napkin when the MC, in a blood-splattered patriotic butcher’s outfit, started strolling towards me menacingly. He was in the midst of singing about the joys of dancing, dangling corpses. We engaged in a meaningful staring contest as he rolled up his sleeves and Steve laughed his delightfully loopy laugh. Then I endured his savage caress over my head before he took the napkin I had demurely folded in my lap, used it to cover my eyes and “snapped” my neck. I was very grateful my grandfather taught me how to use a handkerchief: that you should continuously fold it in.
But having my neck snapped didn’t even compare to my car attacking me the next day as I helped Kevin and Jenn move. The hydraulics are shot in the hatch of my hatchback—that and chance conspired to give me a blow to the back and then to the head. I don’t know if was upset with me over the repairs not being done yet or what. (It’s in the hands of God and insurance agencies, little car.)
Funny thing, is that Steve was there, too. And it seems to me that many of my latest bodily injuries seem to occur when he was around. Though I did sprain my ankle while I was by myself, making a drop off at FedEx. But, that office is very close to Mercury Studios. Hmmm…
You know, it just occurred to me that I sprained my left ankle at the beginning of summer and my right ankle at the end. Hope this isn’t some new weird ritual that I am going to go through every year.













